Some projects are practical. Some are beautiful. And then there are projects that exist purely to make you laugh when life is falling apart—this Emotional Support Toilet Roll falls proudly into the third category. 🧻✨

I created this pattern on a day when everything felt a little too much and I needed a quick, lighthearted crochet win. Something fun. Something low-effort. Something that didn’t require five yarn changes and a 12-page stitch chart. The result? A crochet toilet roll that offers zero real-life functionality… but 100% emotional reassurance.

This pattern is designed to be easy to follow and beginner-friendly, making it perfect for a relaxed afternoon project or a palate cleanser between bigger makes. It uses only two yarn colors, keeps the stitch work simple, and focuses on enjoyment over perfection. No stress, no complicated shaping—just crochet, giggles, and good vibes.

Whether you’re making this as a quirky gift, a desk companion, or your own tiny reminder that it’s okay to laugh at the chaos, this project is here to support you in the only way it knows how: by being soft, silly, and unapologetically ridiculous. Grab your hook, take a deep breath, and let’s crochet our feelings—one stitch at a tim

MATERIALS & TOOLS

• Yarn
  
• Crochet hook 2.5mm
• Polyester - poly fill
• 5mm safety eyes
• Yarn needle
• Scissors
• Stitch marker
• Hot glue
  

ABBREVIATIONS

• CH - chain
• ST - stitch
• SC - single crochet
• INC - single crochet increase (2 single crochet into 1 stitch)
• DEC - decrease
• HDC - half double crochet
• DC - double crochet
• BLO - back loop only
• FLO - front loop only
• FO - fasten off
• MR - magic ring
• Ln - line
• Rd - round

Let's get started!

Start with light brown yarn

Rd 1: MR 6 sc (6)
Rd 2: 6 inc (12)
Rd 3: (sc, inc) x 6 (18)

Change to white yarn

Rd 4: (sc, inc, sc) x 6 (24)
Rd 5: (3 sc, inc) x 6 (30)
Rd 6: (2 sc, inc, 2 sc) x 6 (36)
Rd 7: (5 sc, inc) x 6 (42)
Rd 8: BLO 42sc (42)
R9 - 20: 42sc (42)
Rd 21: BLO 42sc (42)

OPTIONAL: PUT A PIECE OF CARTON IN THE BOTTOM AND THE TOP TO FORM THE SHAPE

Rd 22: (5sc, dec) x 6 (36)
Rd 24: (4sc, dec) x 6 (30)
Rd 25: (3sc, dec) x 6 (24)

Change to light brown yarn

Rd 26: (2sc, dec) x 6 (18)
Rd 27: (sc, dec) x 6 (12)
Rd 28: 6 dec (6)

Fasten off. 

Extra slip - white yarn

Ln 1: Chain 14 sc, start from 2nd stitch, 13 sc, chain 1, turn (13)
Ln 2 - 7: 13 sc, fasten off, leave a long tail to sew. (13)

Sew the slip to the roll

Arms - make 2 - white yarn

Ln 1: Chain 8sc, start from the 2nd chain, 7 hdc, cut yarn.

Attach the arms. Print the sign. Attach the sign in between the arms

Voila...CONGRATULATIONS! YOU HAVE MADE YOUR OWN TOILET ROLL EMOTIONAL SUPPORT

If you still have any questions or have difficulties with the pattern - don’t hesitate to contact me:

E-mail: crochicshop.canada@gmail.com

Instagram: @crochicshop

I will definitely help.

Have a nice crochet! ;)